"For the past few years Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington Have been meeting regularly For a series of pointless conversations. This is one of them."
SE1E1 Space Monkey
"And the apple grows and the seeds are planted and a new one's born. "
"All that's knowing is, I'm getting a banana if I hit that button."
"This-- this tankard-- Every time someone touches it, they die."
"And I go up to it and it says "flies" with an arrow. Like "flies this way."
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SE1E2 Knob at Night
"Lion mutilates 42 midgets in cambodian ring fight."
"I thought they meant for the heat and not to send her on holiday for a month."
"It's just something I remember seeing - sexy metal pants."
"I'm just saying most blokes who are nudists, they must be pretty confident in themselves."
"Were they kind of New York gangster chimps?"
"So these monkey's big house and that. Playstation. Anything. Gym, all that."
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SE1E3 Charity
"You're not scared of dying 'cause you're now a baby. So you don't know what's going on anyway."
"But the thing is why do they want that goat? What's the main reason?"
"Yeah, that'd be brilliant. Seeing a little alien and having a chat with him, finding out what's been going on."
"That bloke who was in the rocket, he was the loneliest man ever…"
Ben Franklin: "Waste not, want not." "So he was a bit of a hoarder."
"So they've put a chimp in a suit. "Right, here we go. Good luck, everyone." (TV)
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